Welcome. I'm Mario. I'm a Witch. I'm Dark and Mysterious yet shoots rainbows because thats how gay i am.
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  • "I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do."
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  • snarg:

    when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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  • panicacidide:

    Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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  • yung-lipton:

    These hit the blunts tweets 😂😂💀

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  • musicals-are-punk-rock:

    support nonbinary people who aren’t completely androgynous

    support femme trans men

    support masculine trans women

    just because someone doesn’t fit into the stereotype of their identity doesn’t mean they aren’t valid

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  • maurypovichofficial:

    Zayn: sorry i got it all over your face here’s a towel

    me: no im good

    image

    It’s very hydrating

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  • vivzie-pop:

    theotherwesley:

    Me getting up in the morning like 

    Hittin’ the keyboard like

    Friends comin’ online like



    DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

    reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

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  • invaderotaku:

    kalliat:

    how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

    do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

    or do you swing it around to air dry

    I need to know

    image

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  • I die a little…

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  • useless-worthless-nobody:

    intoxifaded:

    Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

    Why would you NOT reblog this?

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  • bikinipowerbottom:

    "are you one of those dramatic gays?"

    me: image

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